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Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

—Terry Pratchett, Snuff
(via elucipher)

(Source: theredkite, via phrenotobe)

I told daddy if you wants a quality shittin’ table you gots to go German, Swedes don’t know crap about shit.

—This. Fucking. Show.

semitone-shift:

Drawn Together is awful, but it has some of the best written and performed jokes in television history.

"The only things I’m addicted to are fighting crime, making lists of threes."

"What in the name of one-dimensional characters and predictable reactions is going on here?"

"The weinermobile exists! Just like the loch ness monster and God’s mercy"

"Maybe I was no better than that asshole Elton John"

"People were trying to suppress me, even though I was only here to entertain kids. Now I know how fire feels *screams*"

"Don’t you guys remember we all used to hang out together, we’re all just dorks! Spanky, you’re voiced by Adam Corolla."

"oh Come on! Life is just one big mildy amusing cartoon to you guys."

Drawn Together is awful, but it has some of the best written and performed jokes in television history.

"The only things I’m addicted to are fighting crime, making lists of threes."

"What in the name of one-dimensional characters and predictable reactions is going on here?"

"The weinermobile exists! Just like the loch ness monster and God’s mercy"

"Maybe I was no better than that asshole Elton John"

"People were trying to suppress me, even though I was only here to entertain kids. Now I know how fire feels *screams*"

"Don’t you guys remember we all used to hang out together, we’re all just dorks! Spanky, you’re voiced by Adam Corolla."

bookshop:

teiledesganzen:

ronstormer:

effinglioness:

ninjabrianhasanstd:

mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

I saw legally blonde in the cinemas, it was a fave then, and is still lnow

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via manders-the-musician)

revolutionator:

lioncalledparsley:

semitone-shift:

revolutionator:

Ive got so many fond memories of n1 I cant believe one is us hanging out in his room making that horrid fucking gif

I’m so in friend-love with vector it’s not even funny

you utter fuckers, stop being fond where i can see you, now i’m emotional

im piecign together music for a fictional character and the best friend who moved far away from them, and now i am emotional about the real characters i moved far away from

Yeah, we’re both regular characters

revolutionator:

Ive got so many fond memories of n1 I cant believe one is us hanging out in his room making that horrid fucking gif

I’m so in friend-love with vector it’s not even funny

Forgot I’d made this a couple of years ago

Forgot I’d made this a couple of years ago